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Tanning Bed Employee Only One Being Paid During Trump Shutdown
“EXCEPTIONS to the rules of a government shutdown can be made if a government employee is so integral, and so ... -
Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore
A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most ... -
5 Things Trump Would Stand In The Rain For
THE WORLD has been awash with talk of US President Donald Trump’s failure to attend an event honouring US military ... -
Trump Seeks Israel’s Advice On How Best To Murder Civilians
FOLLOWING his assertions that US troops could well open fire on asylum seekers from Central America in the event they ... -
Domestic Terrorism Not ‘Terrorism Terrorism’, Confirms US
“LOOK, we’re not really talking about 9/11 here,” said an aide to Donald Trump, following the revelation that homemade explosive ... -
“I Want To Murder & Dismember Journalists Too”
A VISIBLY SULKING US President Donald Trump has bemoaned his misfortune at not being allowed to murder and dismember journalists ... -
America At It Again
YET MORE evidence emerging from the United States of America suggests they are ‘at it again’, WWN can confirm. A ... -
World Begs Stormy Daniels To Stay Quiet
ADULT actress and former Donald Trump sex partner Stormy Daniels has been implored to keep further details of her affair with the ... -
“Make America Great Again” Hats Double In Price Following Chinese Tariffs
THE FAMOUS red hats emboldened with the words ‘Make America Great Again’, so beloved by supporters of US President Donald ... -
Zero Irish Historians Scrambling To Find Donald Trump Ancestry Link
BREAKING away from the regular fawning over US presidents, Irish historians and researchers have decided to simply not bother looking for ...