Tag: traffic

Viagra Container Spillage Leaves East Link Bridge Erect

MOTORISTS in Dublin are to expect severe traffic delays today after a shipping container full of viagra spilled near the East Link bridge leaving it fully erect, WWN can confirm. Over four tonnes of the erectile dysfunction drug fell off a ship which was being unloaded at the docks shortly before the bridge suddenly sprung into action, sending… Read more »

Culchie Can’t Get Over The Traffic In Dublin

DESPITE having cause to travel to and from Dublin at least 30 times a year, once local culchie is struggling to comprehend and absorb the high volume levels of traffic in the capital city, WWN can reveal. “Fucking hell, look at the tailback,” John Meaden, a 41-year-old Waterford culchie noted as he turned his car… Read more »

6 Things You Can Do While Stuck On The M50

STUCK in a 4 mile tailback on the M50 after someone accidentally turned on their indicator sparking a butterfly effect on the several hundred cars in the driver’s wake? Although it is usually a cause for concern, WWN is here to suggest another, alternative outlook on the following 3 hours you are sure to spend… Read more »