Tag: traffic

Viagra Container Spillage Leaves East Link Bridge Erect

MOTORISTS in Dublin are to expect severe traffic delays today after a shipping container full of viagra spilled near the East Link bridge leaving it fully erect, WWN can confirm. Over four tonnes of the erectile dysfunction drug fell off a ship which was being unloaded at the docks shortly before the bridge suddenly sprung into action, sending… Read more »

Culchie Can’t Get Over The Traffic In Dublin

DESPITE having cause to travel to and from Dublin at least 30 times a year, once local culchie is struggling to comprehend and absorb the high volume levels of traffic in the capital city, WWN can reveal. “Fucking hell, look at the tailback,” John Meaden, a 41-year-old Waterford culchie noted as he turned his car… Read more »

6 Things You Can Do While Stuck On The M50

STUCK in a 4 mile tailback on the M50 after someone accidentally turned on their indicator sparking a butterfly effect on the several hundred cars in the driver’s wake? Although it is usually a cause for concern, WWN is here to suggest another, alternative outlook on the following 3 hours you are sure to spend… Read more »

No Snow Out Our Way, Confirms Local Man

DESPITE widespread pleas from Met Éireann and the Garda Síochána to take care as wintry conditions blanket much of the country in snow and ice, Waterford man Gerry McHugh has insisted that his day will go ahead as planned due to the fact that there doesn’t appear to be any snow ‘out his way’. Fenor local… Read more »