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Brexit Revealed To Be Performance Art

“GOTCHA” laughed Theresa May, at a special press conference today where the entire ‘Brexit’ project was revealed to be a piece of performance art, causing the entire UK to breathe a sigh of relief so great that it shifted the whole country a foot to the left. May, who has spent her entire tenure as… Read more »

“The Internet Is Exposing Our Lies And It Needs To Stop”

PHILANTHROPISTS, lobbyists, financiers, CEO’s and world leaders all gathered at the World Economic Forum in Davos this week to discuss the risks posed by too much information being funnelled down to the lower classes via the internet and social media channels. Speaking with their mouths, political leaders lined up to slam social networks for gaining more power than… Read more »

“We’re Making A Right Fucking Balls Of This”

BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has shocked her political peers in a rare outburst this morning, which forced the House of Commons speaker to suspend proceedings for the time being. Flanked by Brexit minister David Davis, Ms. May took to the podium before taking a deep breath and admitting things were not going the UK’s… Read more »

“It Would Only Cost £3bn To Sink Northern Ireland Into The Sea” May Casually Tells Cabinet

THERESA May’s Brexit strategy is said to have taken a new course after being left in disarray yesterday following the dramatic accusation from Taoiseach Leo Varadkar that May reneged on an agreement that would have ended the deadlock in the talks. Under pressure to get an agreement from the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) on the… Read more »