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St. Patrick’s Day Parade To Go Ahead, Minus Wuhan Gaels Pipe Band
ORGANISERS of this year’s St. Patrick’s Day festivities in Waterford have stated that the annual parade will go ahead as ... -
Post Paddy’s Day Come Down Expected To Last The Rest Of The Week
Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a ... -
You Are Drunk
WWN can reveal after carrying out an extensive survey of the Irish public, chances are you are probably quite drunk ... -
Ireland Promising Not To Judge Itself For The Next 72 Hours
The entire Nation has agreed to enter into a pact that will see each and every citizen resisting the urge ... -
Met Eireann: Heavy Showers Of Drunken Wankers Expected For St. Patrick’s Day
MET EIREANN has predicted heavy showers of drunken wankers, with a high risk of out-of-town gobshites, for Saint Patrick’s Day ... -
PETA Calls For Patrick’s Day Boycott Over Saints History Of Reptile Abuse
THE People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has called for a worldwide ban on St.Patricks day celebrations due ... -
28 Ministers Confirm They’re Leaving On Paddy’s Day To ‘Avoid The Carnage’
When news broke yesterday that 28 government ministers would be spending St. Patrick’s Day abroad, it was originally thought they ...