Tag: sport

WWN Previews England V Sweden, Russia V Croatia

WWN brings you the very best analysis of the World Cup from its expert sports team. England V Sweden: The game being billed as the reason we might have to endure the phrase ‘It’s Coming Home’ for just a little bit longer. Expectations at the start of the tournament were relatively low but following the… Read more »

Boring Man Talks Passionately About Golf

AT THE risk of driving people to fall asleep while standing up, a local boring man has gone on record to speak passionately about golf, WWN understand. Cormac Nevlin (32), a notoriously boring man, spoke to coworkers about making the most of the recent good weather by playing a round of golf at his local… Read more »

Local Football Fan Still Doesn’t Rate Man City

DESPITE Man United’s 1-0 loss to West Brom securing the 2018 Premier League for Manchester City, one local football fan remains adamant they are nothing more than a rag tag bunch of untalented semi-professional footballers who got very lucky. Ciaran Ballane (22) explained to friends and football forums that it takes more than winning a… Read more »

WWN Guide To Understanding Why Conor McGregor Is Still A Legend

DRY SHITES the world over have displayed a complete lack of understanding of just why part-time UFC fighter Conor ‘Notorious’ McGregor is a complete legend. Described by devoted followers of the popular McGregorism cult so-called ‘stupid fucking cunts with no sense of humour’ have struggled to get their heads around why throwing objects through bus… Read more »