Tag: science

Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart

A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the universe, leading to many people to descend into a sombre mood. “It just appeared out of nowhere this morning, it’s a sad development,” confirmed physicist Professor Yvonne Towdey, tears forming in her eyes as she… Read more »

Scientists Discover Link Between People Who ‘Don’t Like Drama’ & Drama Occurring

PIONEERING scientists have been able to identify a link between the occurrence of high levels of drama which was highly avoidable with people who proudly proclaim there is nothing in life they hate more than ‘drama’, WWN has learned. “Cross referencing the number of times an individual stated categorically that they hated drama, and didn’t… Read more »

Cheddar Man May Have Been More Evolved Than Britain First Members, Confirm Archaeologists

FURTHER DNA analysis into the remains of Britain’s oldest known skeleton has revealed that not only did ‘Cheddar Man’ have a much darker skin complexion than previously thought, but he may also have been capable of more complex brain functions than the average member of far-right group ‘Britain First’. Cheddar Man, named after the gorge in… Read more »

Men Are Just Horrible

  A scientific study has confirmed what was widely suspected by society for some time: men are just horrible. A study published today by the Institute of Studies has conclusively proved beyond all doubt that the male of the species are altogether horrible. “While we don’t rush to judgement, the empirical evidence simply confirms what… Read more »