Tag: russia2018

Germany ‘Do An England’

WORLD CUP holders and 4 time winners Germany have crashed out of the World Cup following a disjointed, aimless and anemic performance, failing to beat supposedly weaker opposition in an act referred to by football experts as ‘doing an England’. For the first time in 80 years Germany have failed to make the knockout phase… Read more »

It’s The ADWWNWCRU (Almost Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

England will win the World Cup after slaying the mighty Panama 6-1 and there’s no way they can cock this up, the English media have confirmed. Despite the poor opposition England nevertheless impressed in the thrashing, however, Harry Kane is being investigated after his third goal revealed the striker seems to be wearing football magnets… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

DESPITE what Maroon 5 say, everything little thing will not be alright. War, famine, violence, inequality and poverty engulfs the world. There is only suffering. Anyway, get yourself down to your local Hyundai dealer where the prices for the i20 start at just €15,000. Denmark and Australia finished even stevens, with Australia saved by a… Read more »