Tag: russia

Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency

IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret service operatives have confirmed multiple Grammy winner Bruno Mars could be the ideal successor to current undercover agent, Donald Trump. “We have not seen people love and hate something or someone so much since dear… Read more »

Putin Celebrates Landslide 2018 Presidential Election Victory

CELEBRATIONS have begun among the members of the United Russian political party, following current premier Vladimir Putin’s decision to win next year’s presidential elections by a landslide margin. Putin, who has held the position of either president or prime minister of the Russian Federation for over 17 years, made the announcement yesterday that he would… Read more »

“Америка теперь будет идти в новом направлении,” Trump Confirms In Worrying Address

PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s latest public address has done little to alleviate fears among American voters that the Republican may be under Russian influence, WWN can reveal. Taking to the podium at a press conference at Trump Tower with a visible earpiece, the president-elect took no questions, instead preferring to deliver a short address exclusively in… Read more »

Putin Might Take Over Poland While He’s At It

Numerous media outlets are reporting Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has decided he might as well invade other countries while he’s at it. Following the successful annexation of Crimea it is believed Vladimir Putin has developed a fondness for entering sovereign nations and doing whatever he wants to do. “Well, we do have the whole… Read more »