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Germany Ditches Evil Russian Gas & Oil For Friendly, Above-Board UAE Gas & Oil
GERMANY may have solved that whole ‘we’re buying all of our fossil fuels from a maniacal despot’ problem this week, ... -
Putin Relying On Russian Reservists’ Ability To Respawn
IN HIS FIRST live address to the Russian public since February, Vladimir Putin announced the mobilisation of Russian reservists to ... -
Roy Keane Offers Scathing Criticism Of Russian Defence
SKY Sports pundit and former Republic of Ireland midfielder Roy Keane has expressed his disgust at the way the Russian ... -
Key Things Putin Learned From America’s Phony Bullshit Invasions Over The Years
SENDING your army into a sovereign nation isn’t something one does without first considering how this is going to look ... -
Mikhail Gorbachev, Star Of Pizza Hut Ad Dies At 91
THE WORLD is in mourning after the passing of legendary Pizza hut commercial actor Mikhail Gorbachev, who has died at ... -
Putin Wins Over US Republicans By Claiming Shopping Centre Was Actually Abortion Clinic
HOPE that western nations could find a unified position on the latest atrocity committed by Vladimir Putin in Ukraine have ... -
“Time Gentlemen Please” Irish Bartenders Deployed To Ukraine To Force Russians Home
IRELAND hasn’t ruled out the notion of committing our army to an all-Europe defence force in the next few years, ... -
Here’s The Menu At Moscow’s McDonalds Replacement
‘VKUSNO i Tochka’ doesn’t trip off the tongue as easily as ‘McDonalds’, but Russians are going to have to get ... -
Yury Filatov’s Guide To Laying Low Until The Heat Dies Down
A MASTER in the art of watching the volcanic heat tail off to a nice manageable simmer, WWN is delighted ... -
IKEA Sign Deal To Supply Flat Pack Missiles To NATO
WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing ...