Tag: russia

5 Things We Love About Vladimir Putin

FOLLOWING the revelation that vocal anti-Vladimir Putin campaigner Aleksy Navalny is being treated for what doctors are referring to as a ‘reaction to a chemical substance’, journalists around the world have rushed to condemn the Kremlin for what they see as a blatant attack on free speech and justice, orchestrated and overseen by Putin himself. Not us… Read more »

Putin Takes Rare Day Off From Destabilising The West

RECLINING in a hot tub and wearing shades, Russian leader Vladimir Putin took a well earned break from further sowing the seeds of discontent and divisiveness throughout Western democracies and finally administered some ‘self care’ by taking a well earned day off. “This…is the life,” Putin said to himself, basking in afterglow of his latest… Read more »

“There Was No Collusion, We’re Really Just That Stupid” Confirm Americans

THE American people have come forward after the seemingly inconclusive Mueller Report into interference from the Russian government in the 2016 election to stress that they didn’t need Moscow to tell them that Donald Trump was their man, they’re ‘plenty stupid enough on their own’. Based on the a summary by Attorney General Bill Barr, the long-awaited Mueller Report seems… Read more »

“Just Give Us The Fucking Oil” Trump Calls For Calm In Venezuela

US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has called on the people of Venezuela for calm following spiralling tensions in the South American country. Addressing acting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro over his decision to close the country’s embassy and consulates in the United States, Mr. Trump appealed for reason, stating “Just give us the fucking oil and gold reserves or we’ll Gaddafi your… Read more »

Russia Stealing Magnetic North, Report Claims

A DAMNING new report published by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service has claimed that Russia has been slowly stealing magnetic North for that past 20 years, WWN can confirm. The 467 page report stated that Vladimir Putin secretly conspired with dozens of Russian billionaires to shift Earth’s north magnetic pole back as early as 1999, when it is… Read more »