FLIGHTS in and out of all Irish airports have been grounded indefinitely until such a time as the rugby loving portion of the Nation can convince Joe Schmidt to reverse his decision to leave his coaching post after the 2019 Rugby World Cup. The risk of Schmidt successfully boarding a flight at the end of… Read more »
A COMMON-as-fuck lower-middle class type who doesn’t live in an affluent area is for some reason under the impression that he has the right to enjoy this weekend’s rugby clash between Ireland and New Zealand as anyone else, WWN has learned. Derek Carron, 47, is looking forward to watching the match with his pals in a frightfully… Read more »
WITH the very real possibility Ireland’s rugby team could beat England in the 6 Nations on St. Patrick’s Day to win the Grand Slam, revelers have been warned to reevaluate and adjust their piss up plans accordingly if an Irish victory was to materialise. While leading experts in sessions and drinking to excess have made… Read more »
THE NATION broke out in wild celebration this weekend after France’s defeat of England confirmed Ireland’s 6 Nations Championship win. However, separate and concurrent celebrations took place as the Nation more heartily celebrated the fact England had not won the 6 Nations competition. “I’m not here to question what that says about me, or our… Read more »
DESPITE stating on several occasions that you really have to get back to doing some work, one coworker is still excitedly talking about Ireland’s thrilling victory against Wales in the 6 Nations as if he played a crucial part in it. Making wild and uncoordinated hand gestures in an effort to mimic various rugby skills,… Read more »
DUE to the fact its erotic content has a 100% success rate in inducing disturbing groans of pleasure, Jonathan Sexton’s last gasp drop goal against France has been uploaded successfully to online pornography site, Pornhub. While experts had previously believed it was impossible to be sexually attracted to and aroused by a piece of rugby,… Read more »
INNOCENT rugby fans supporting two of Ireland’s premier fee-paying schools were attending a schools rugby match when brazen heavily-accented soccer fans infiltrated their group and began to hooliganise the situation, distraught rugby experts have confirmed. “Adult men supporting the schools attended by proper people with proper accents were minding their own business when out of… Read more »
IRELAND rugby coach Joe Schmidt is expected to name the usual familiar faces in his 6 Nations squad, however, rumours of a surprise inclusion could give Ireland the edge in one of rugby’s most beloved tournaments. WWN Sport can confirm that considerable momentum is building behind ‘mild concussion’ with the easily dismissed knock to the… Read more »
A GREAT injustice was visited upon the Irish sporting community as France were unfairly awarded the right to host the 2023 Rugby World Cup, with the international governing body of rugby not even taking into account the fact that we wouldn’t like that decision at all, WWN has learned. Unfairly weighing up the bids of… Read more »
Workplace productivity is set to reach a 4-year low as the Nation can’t help but daydream about Ireland’s 6 Nations chances. A victory in Paris would ensure Ireland secure the title on the occasion of Brian O’Driscoll’s final rugby international. A number of business leaders have been left frustrated by the country’s insistence on taking… Read more »