Tag: premier league

Happiness Directly Linked To Whether Group Of Millionaires Beat Other Millionaires

RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport this morning confirms there is overwhelming evidence that a growing number of people’s happiness is directly linked to whether or not one group of millionaires can triumph over a number of near indecipherable groups of millionaires. The millionaire’d groups, largely hailing from a variety of nations but located in a… Read more »

Man City Stretch League Lead To 788 Points

FOLLOWING their 2-1 victory in the Manchester Derby, Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City side have stretched their lead at the top of the Premier League to an unprecedented 788 points. Defying the fact such an achievement is mathematically impossible, Guardiola’s men outclassed their city rivals after securing the transfer of Romelu Lukaku seconds before kick off…. Read more »

Chelsea’s Under-12s To Face Liverpool Claims Mourinho

Jose Mourinho delivered some surprising team news to the awaiting media as he arrived at Anfield for Chelsea’s crunch match against league leaders Liverpool. “No, no. It’s no mind game. Simply, I cannot risk for the Champions League so I’ll play my under 12s. They have so much potential, so it’s okay,” explained Mourinho. The… Read more »

Liverpool Fans Terrified It May All Be A Dream

Large swathes of Liverpool fans are routinely checking they are in fact operating in the realm known as ‘reality’ following the club’s ascension to the top of the Premier League table with just 6 games left to play. Liverpool, a club rich in history and success, finds itself in first position in the league with… Read more »

Football Fan Treated For Transfer Window Addiction

WWN has learnt of a troubling instance in which a young football fan has been admitted to rehab. Daniel Brady, 19, originally from Dublin but now living in Kildare is being treated for a bizarre addiction to the ‘transfer window’; the name given to the period of time in which football clubs are allowed purchase… Read more »