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Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ... -
Johnson To Allow Extra People In House For Xmas, Free Cars, Miniature Union Jacks, Anything ...
GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which ... -
Stop Calling Us Fucking ‘Wet Pubs’, Wet Pubs Tell Media
EXHAUSTED publicans across the country have today called on the national media, its readers, government, and any other prick who ... -
We Travel Inside What’s Left Of Rudy Giuliani’s Mind
THANKS to the latest development in microscopic technology WWN has been shrunken down to a miniscule size with a mission ... -
Eoghan Murphy Still Showing His Face In Public, Somehow
FORMER Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy shocked the nation with his viewpoints on the current Covid-19 lockdown during Dáil proceedings ... -
Gordon Ramsey Reviews Ireland’s Direct Provision Meals
Gordan Ramsey here. I’ve seen some horriific meals in my time. I’ve traveled all around the world. Tasted the some ... -
Waterford Contractor Will Finish Children’s Hospital For 56 Grand, Cash
LOCAL all-rounder Colm McQuillan of McQuillan & Sons has ‘had a look’ at the ongoing National Children’s Hospital project and ... -
Officials To Move Trump To Fake White House Where They’ll Pretend He’s Still President
WITH the paint still drying on the sound stage of the carefully constructed mock up of the West Wing of ... -
Nation Loses Bid To Have Woulfe Released Into Wild
A GRASS-ROOTS movement to have Supreme Court Judge Seamus Woulfe released into the wilds of the midlands has unfortunately failed, ... -
Coping With Sexy Thatcher: A Guide
SEXUAL feelings unstirred since the heyday of The X-Files have come roaring to the fore for thousands of men and ...