Tag: politics

What Red Herring Will You Be Using In Your Referendum Arguments?

HAVE you no intention of conducting yourself and your discourse in relation to the upcoming abortion referendum in a truthful and honest manner? Well, then you may have been considering putting forward ‘arguments’ and ‘facts’ which are neither factual nor directly related to the actual vote on repealing the 8th amendment. And what better way… Read more »

World To Give Up Trump For Lent

A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, reading about, listening to and thinking about the current President of the United States, Donald J. Trump for forty days and forty nights. Lent is traditionally the time of year when people attempt to give… Read more »

Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Bono, Iron Man, Kanye West, Crocodile Dundee, Kim Jong-Un, Corpse Of Pope John Paul II & Lassie Arrive At Stormont Ahead Of Crunch Talks

BOTH the UK and Ireland have pulled out all the stops in a last-ditch attempt to get the Northern Ireland Executive back up and running in Stormont today, by inviting along literally anyone they think will be able to talk some sense into Sinn Féin and the DUP and restore some form of power-sharing agreement for the first time… Read more »

Healy-Raes Merge To Form One Super-TD

LEINSTER House has been put on high alert following reports that a huge amount of boiling, uncontrollable Kerry temper has caused the Healy-Rae brothers to fuse together to form one Super-TD, with enough political-savvy and shouting power to control the flow of politics in Ireland for a generation. Concerns were raised about the possibility of… Read more »