Tag: politics

Putin Celebrates Landslide 2018 Presidential Election Victory

CELEBRATIONS have begun among the members of the United Russian political party, following current premier Vladimir Putin’s decision to win next year’s presidential elections by a landslide margin. Putin, who has held the position of either president or prime minister of the Russian Federation for over 17 years, made the announcement yesterday that he would… Read more »

Comedian Refuses To Retire Lazy & Offensive Nigel Farage Character

Considerable public pressure has been placed on the comedian behind the once popular but now sadly outdated Nigel Farage character. The incorrigible escapades of the anti-immigrant xenophobe once popular in bygone era have long been labeled lazy and offensive with TV stations under pressure to cancel all productions which intend on featuring the creation. Dave… Read more »

Trump Shares Video From Mentally Disturbed Racist

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who is clearly mentally disturbed, WWN understands. The torrent of criticism for sharing videos from a blonde-wigged and overweight 70-year-old comes very soon after Trump, using his highly influential Twitter and Facebook platforms, recently shared spurious… Read more »

Fitzgerald’s Career In Tatters After Being Forced To Remain As TD, With Full Ministerial Pension

DISGRACED former Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald is feeling the full force of the unforgiving nature of Irish politics after being voted as Fine Gael candidate in Dublin-Midwest once again by her party colleagues, WWN can confirm. Showing no one is safe from consequences in Irish public life, Fitzgerald has been punished harshly with not resigning as… Read more »

Varadkar Reluctantly Cancels Election Poster Photo Shoot

A SCHEDULED photo shoot with one of Ireland’s leading photographers was reluctantly cancelled by the Taoiseach’s office this afternoon following news that Tanaiste Frances Fitzgerald resigned from office “for the sake of the country”, thus avoiding a snap election. Sources confirmed that Leo Varadkar instructed staff to call the photographer and postpone the election poster… Read more »