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Donald Rumsfeld Is In Heaven, Insists CIA Report
DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former ... -
Young Person Not Allowed Eat Or Drink Indoors Looking Forward To Serving People In Restaurant ...
21-YEAR-OLD waitress Laura Searson has expressed her immense excitement at the prospect of serving fully vaccinated people when there is ... -
Leaked Report Suggests NPHET Know The Type Of Bowsies You Lot Are
A POTENTIAL delay in the re-opening of hospitality services next week may have less to do with the Delta variant ... -
Min For Health Going To Be Livid When He Finds Out About Delta Variant In ...
AS ‘indoor dining might not return on July 5th but here’s why it’s not our fault’ becomes the dominant strain ... -
Special Helpline Set Up For Garda Commissioners Receiving Abuse For Failing Domestic Abuse Victims
ENSURING it operates in much the same way as existing 999 call procedures, anyone who rings the helpline will have ... -
“I Tried To Warn Them” Dog In The Street Says Of Maternity Hospital Issues
AS THE government finally discovers potentially huge issues with the governance and ownership of the proposed site for the new ... -
Ulster Says ‘What The Fuck?’
THE DUP’s staunch, long-running ‘Ulster Says No’ stance on everything is currently undergoing a bit of a rethink, following one ... -
Fine Gael Supporting Youth Disgusted By Sinn Féin Voting Parents
REACTING to the latest Irish Times poll which shows increased support for Sinn Féin, local centre right student and Fine ... -
“Oh God, International Media Are Covering It Now” Government Finally Panics Over Mica Homes
THE IRISH government is set to finally act on the long standing deficiencies in the mica redress scheme which has ... -
“Spare €1600 Change For An Apartment In Dublin?”
CLAD in a recently dry-cleaned suit, and carrying a full cup of coffee and a sandwich which somehow cost €15, ...