Tag: politics

Nurses Promised Coppers Gold Cards If Strike Averted

MINISTER for Health Simon Harris is today scrambling to avoid upcoming industrial action by the Nation’s 40,000-strong nursing staff, by offering the striking workforce a much-sought-after Coppers Gold Card each. The Gold Cards, which allow the bearer free entry into the 5-Star Copperface Jacks nightclub on Harcourt, are extremely rare and it is hoped that the… Read more »

Daily Reminder Country Still Pretty Fucking Broke Thanks To Bank Crash

ISSUING ITS daily reminder to members of the public expecting improved infrastructure or services, the government has stated ‘we’re still pretty fucking broke thanks to the bank crash back in 2008’. Shrugging his shoulders dismissively the Minister for We’re Still Broke admitted any public sector worker hoping for a pay increase that outpaces the rise… Read more »

Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore

A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most controversial figure into the Black Hill mountains of South Dakota, WWN can exclusively reveal. Many critics stated the government shutdown could halt the face of US President Donald Trump joining the faces of presidents Lincoln,… Read more »