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‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group

AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film roles in Hollywood. A survey carried out by the ARA has revealed that black actors still feel that their skin colour does not allow them to play other races like Caucasian or Hispanic in movies. Spokesman for… Read more »

Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On Internet

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated 400,000 people will lose their jobs over the next few months as a result of the beauty tip. International companies Maybelline, Avon and L’ O’Real have… Read more »

Taxi Driver Forgets To Complain About Government To Passenger

IT should have been his time to shine, but unfortunately for taxi driver Alan Williams, forgetting to complain about the government to a passenger was one mistake he will never forgive himself for. The 56-year-old Larchville man recoiled in horror as he explained the extraordinary turn of events leading up to the fare. “I was reading the Sun newspaper, like… Read more »

lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences

THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are splitting up after 240 years at the top. The group, one of the world’s most secret, was formed in Ingolstadt, upper Bavaria, in 1776 and went on to control the world by manipulating the minds of 7 billion… Read more »

Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In Debt

          EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end when a central bank employee accidentally spilled a skinny caramel Machiatto on the ECB’s main computer, erasing billions of euros in world dept. IT worker Nathaniel King said he was performing checks on the computers mouse lead when he… Read more »

Millions Turn Out To Sign Books Of Condolence For Muammar Gaddafi

MILLIONS of people around the world signed books of condolences for the late Muammar Gaddafi today. Over 40 million people have already expressed their sympathies since the 69 year old lost his battle to revolution yesterday afternoon. A book of condolence was opened last night at the Libyan embassey in Dublin and people queued throughout… Read more »

Gallagher Campaign In Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims To Be Biological Mother

PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. The revelations came after an exclusive interview with the bitch yesterday afternoon. ‘Snowy’ told WWN she was Gallaghers long lost biological mother and that she has been trying to get in contact with him for… Read more »