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THE DUBLIN GAA team have clinched the Leinster Senior Football Championship title for the eighth year in a row, after a decisive victory over Laois at Croke Park yeste rda y at Crokk park wher decisive victory Leinster… Sorry, just dozed off there for a second. Apologies. Dublin cruised to victory over Laois with a… Read more »

WWN Guide To Sleeping In That Heat

AS Ireland’s biannual heatwave continues to bathe the country in temperatures of up to 30 degrees celsius, the Nation once again finds itself confronted with with the seemingly solutionless problem of heat-based insomnia. Given that the majority of Irish housing units are built with the sole purpose of keeping out driving rain for 364 days… Read more »

It’s The ADWWNWCRU (Almost Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

England will win the World Cup after slaying the mighty Panama 6-1 and there’s no way they can cock this up, the English media have confirmed. Despite the poor opposition England nevertheless impressed in the thrashing, however, Harry Kane is being investigated after his third goal revealed the striker seems to be wearing football magnets… Read more »

Barron Trump Detained After Mother Found To Have Lied On Visa Application

BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa history revealed she had lied on an earlier application before becoming a citizen thus rendering her citizenship void. Immigration officials first became suspicious after Barron’s mother Melania visited a detention facility yesterday in Texas, her… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

DESPITE what Maroon 5 say, everything little thing will not be alright. War, famine, violence, inequality and poverty engulfs the world. There is only suffering. Anyway, get yourself down to your local Hyundai dealer where the prices for the i20 start at just €15,000. Denmark and Australia finished even stevens, with Australia saved by a… Read more »