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Man Has A Great Idea For An App

 WWN is proud to give a voice to the young and innovative people of Ireland. This week James O’Donovan, a 31-year-old marketing executive, has a great idea for an app: I’ve always been a bit of an ideas man, but I, like many people in this current economic climate, lack to the ability to fund… Read more »

Morgan Freeman Is The New Voice Of The Irish Aurals

Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn is yet again courting fresh controversy after announcing a number of changes to the Irish Junior and Leaving Certificate curriculum. One change which has immediately come under intense and impassioned criticism is the use of Oscar winning actor Morgan Freeman as the new voice of the Irish Aural exams. Bewildered… Read more »

JobBridge Intern Getting Really Good At Photocopying

WWN’s resident intern Kevin ‘Trev’ Murray is finally beginning to see some of his obvious potential flourish. After a tricky start at Ireland’s leading news publication Trev, as he is still known to colleagues, is settling in and making clear his talents to all in the organisation. As part of his JobBridge internship Kevin was… Read more »

Travellers Told To Adopt D4 Accent If They Want To Move In

A controversial site in the salubrious surroundings of Dublin’s Mount Merrion market for a number of families from the travelling communities is in the news again today. Proposals to house several traveller families in the upmarket area of Mount Merrion have been passed despite being met with vociferous opposition by local residents and councillors who… Read more »

County Footballer Runs Out Of Local Women To Have Sex With

WWN has learnt of the sad plight currently being endured by a prominent inter-county footballer. The Dublin footballer, whose identity is not yet known, is believed to be struggling under the weight of having slept with pretty much every single woman in his local community. A source close to the footballer spoke exclusively to WWN… Read more »

Man Wearing Skinny Jeans Has Penis Removed

Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can report. Farrell (21), an avid wearer of skinny jeans took the unexpected step of having the elective surgery in order to make his day-to-day life more manageable. “It’s something I’ve thought long and hard about,”… Read more »

Photoshop Named Photographer Of The Year

 The International Association of Photographers (IAP) has again voted Photoshop its photographer of the year. This is the third time Photoshop has won the award. The 2013 incarnation of the award was revealed to the public this week after several rounds of voting and heated debate. “Photoshop’s undoubted capacity to show us the World we… Read more »