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Government Hoping €1k Pandemic Bonus Shuts Healthcare Workers Up For At Least A Decade
THERE IS considerable expectation within government and the HSE tonight that a one-off tax-free payment of €1,000 should be enough ... -
Is It Possible To Do A Number 2 Without Doing A Number 1? We Investigate
A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE premise that has plagued the great scientific minds from Curie to Einstein to whoever Elon Musk pays ... -
Larry Mullen Jr Opens Up About 50 Years Of Having Bono’s Arse In His Face
U2 DRUMMER Larry Mullen broke down yesterday in an interview where he outlined just what it has been like to ... -
Now A Really Good Time For Public To Brush Up On How Not To Jeopardise ...
LEGAL experts have suggested that now would be a good time for people to reeducate themselves on all the ways ... -
Local Man Back To Tipping Fuck All After Period Of Festive Generosity
AFTER a rough few weeks where he felt duty-bound to tip service staff and fast-food delivery drivers a decent amount, ... -
Hong Kong To Cull Hamsters Following Pro-Democracy Protest
RESPONDING to the widespread outrage at the news that thousands of hamsters are to be culled due to a Covid-19 ... -
“I’ve Never Heard Of Him, But This Is Going To Make Me A Fortune,” Say ...
TWO of the world’s foremost experts in dressing up as ‘the loud obnoxious old women’ stereotype have come together for ... -
Take A Break From The News With Pictures Of These Animals Dressed In Costumes
BILLIONAIRES amassing record wealth as 99% of the planet’s wealth stagnated or dropped, natural disasters wreaking havoc, impending wars, Covid ... -
Average Human Loses 5 Years Of Their Life Scribbling To Get Pens To Work
THERE have been widespread calls for an immediate rethinking of our relationship with dodgy pens which refuse to produce ink, ... -
“I Can’t Wait To Pick Fruit” Local Man Noel MacKovic Takes Up Australia’s Call For ...
WATERFORD man Noel MacKovic welcomed Australia’s latest invitation to backpackers in the form of waiving the €313 visa application fees ...