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Here’s The Crown The Queen Has To Melt Down To Pay Andrew’s £12mn Hush Payment
THE QUEEN is reportedly devastated at having to melt down one of her ornate and bejeweled crowns to pay for ... -
Fianna Fáil To Formally Adopt 12-Year-Old USC Charge
FOLLOWING twelve years of fostering the USC charge after his party predecessors went into labour with it in 2010, leader ... -
Nigerian Prince Just In Awe Of Catriona Carey
AWESTRUCK by the alleged audacity it takes to exploit vulnerable people drowning in debt and trying to save their homes ... -
Choose Tayto Park’s New Name
WITH THE NEWS that Tayto will be ending their naming rights sponsorship deal of ‘Tayto Park’ at the end of ... -
Ukraine Invades Russia In Unprecedented Move
SENIOR Russian military aides issued a collective ‘holy shit’ this morning, after several thousand Ukrainian ground troops suddenly charged over ... -
It’s Not Violent Video Games, Movies Or Music; Your Kid Is Just A Little Bollocks
PARENTS are being informed that the current spate of ‘happy slap’ style attacks being shared on TikTok have nothing to ... -
So You Drunkenly Sent Your Ex A Valentine’s Text Last Night; Here’s What Happens Next
THE NIGHTMARE scenario you absolutely knew you’d end up in but somehow were unable to avoid, due to your flair ... -
American Football ‘Too Stoppy-Starty’ For Local Man
THE Super Bowl has given millions of American Football fans around the world the opportunity to kick back and enjoy ... -
Biden Finally Follows Through On Election Promise Of Stealing $3.5bn From Afghan People
US VOTERS across the divide are celebrating after president Joe Biden finally followed through on the very first of his ... -
Calls For Designated ‘Coke Only’ Cubicles To Curb Pub Toilet Queues
BAR AND NIGHTCLUB patrons across the country have called on establishments to allocate new designated cocaine cubicles in a bid ...