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Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman

LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking whatever God it was that put him on this earth for nudging his dad’s Y-chromosome sperm into the lead at the point of his conception 27 years ago, sparing him from spending his life as a woman…. Read more »

“If It Was Us, He’d Be Dead”

RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin has broken his silence today following a nerve agent attack on former Russian spy and double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter, Yulia, pointing to the fact that Russia would not have messed up the assassination attempt. “I find it insulting that the international community would even suggest that we would have failed to… Read more »

Nazi Pug Flees To South America

REPORTS are pouring in regarding sightings in South America of Buddha the pug dog, widely regarded as one of the most hated Nazis of all time following the leak of anti-semitic video footage taken of the animal in a range of offensive poses. Shaky phone footage of a pug dog matching Buddha’s description has been posted… Read more »