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Breaking: Yemen Almost Newsworthy

BREAKING: the famine in Yemen, made possible by the use of US weapons by Saudi Arabia to target and destroy food supplies, thereby committing war crimes, is tantilisingly close to being newsworthy, WWN can confirm. It is not yet clear what piece of journalism will push the conflict between Saudi Arabia and Yemen into the… Read more »

Mugabe Agrees To 4-Day Week As Dictator

A FRESH SPRINKLING of hope has been sprayed on the negotiations between Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe and the military, as Mugabe, 93, has confirmed he will switch to a 4-day week as dictator. Many had feared the situation in Zimbabwe could turn violent if Mugabe, who has ruled for more than 40 years, would continue… Read more »

“I Placed Myself Under House Arrest” Confirms Mugabe

IN AN attempt to clear up the confusion surrounding recent events in Zimbabwe, which saw the military seize power and place the country’s President Robert Mugabe under house arrest, the 93-year-old President has confirmed he placed himself under house arrest. “What a normal thing to do, put oneself under house arrest,” Mugabe confirmed in a… Read more »