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Local Garage Found To Be Operating Without Greasy Nudie Calendar

A WATERFORD garage which has offered a tireless service to its community has today been shut down by health and safety officers, who found that the premises was operating without the use of a ragged, out-of-date Pirelli calendar featuring a nude supermodel. In an even more damning indictment, Whelan’s Auto Repair on the outskirts of Tramore failed… Read more »

Government Tick ‘Completely Fuck Over CervicalCheck Victims’ Off Their To Do List

THE GOVERNMENT has capped the expenses package promised to victims of the CervicalCheck scandal, with victims only allowed claim on expenses incurred after the 11th May 2018. Ticking off ‘completely fuck over CervicalCheck victims’ their list, the government freed up time to either pretend homeless figures are going down or distract the public by getting… Read more »

Couples Opting For ‘Naming Ceremonies’ Instead Of Baptisms Think They’re Great

COUPLES who have decided to forego Catholic baptisms due to the fact they are agnostic/atheist or lapsed Catholics, and opt instead for similar ceremonies called ‘naming ceremonies’ have declared they are better than everyone else, WWN has learned. ‘Naming ceremonies’ see parents vowing to raise their children in a secular environment even though not baptising… Read more »