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Dog Can’t Believe How Much Of A Loser Owner Is

BURYING in his head in his paws for what must be the 1000th time this year alone, a Waterford based dog has found that when it comes to the demeanour and behaviour of his owner, Michael Dreary, expectations can never be lowered enough. Casper, a 4-year-old mongrel, is struggling to live with the day-in, day-out… Read more »

Outrage As Day Passes Without Outrage

THE internet has exploded in anger following 24 full hours of scandal-free peace, with everyone from angry teenage boys to grandmother’s in their 40s taking to their keyboards to vent their frustration at spending a whole day with nothing to vent their frustrations over. As both the source of the majority of the world’s outrage… Read more »

“Here’s Some Settings, Now Fuck Off”

FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, before telling users to cop on to themselves. “What the actual fuck do you think we were doing with all that information?” Zuckerberg began in his latest status update, “did adverts about items you were… Read more »

Healy-Raes Very Good To Constituents, All The Same

ALTHOUGH independent TD Danny Healy-Rae has received harsh criticism for insensitive remarks made about abortion in the case of fatal foetal abnormalities, there has been widespread agreement that he and his brother Michael are very good to their constituents, WWN can confirm. Keeping up the Healy-Rae family tradition of being incredibly savvy politicians who appeal… Read more »