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Cow Just Going To Dry Hump Other Cow For A While

CARLOW bullock 09655 is to spend the most of today rambling around in his field, eating grass, and occasionally mounting and grinding the other cattle in the field for no apparent purpose. “Ah look, it passes the time doesn’t it?” sighed the beef stock yearling, nonchalantly dry humping a passing Charolais. “It’s not a sex… Read more »

Urgent Appeal Launched For Two More Lads For Astro On Friday

AN urgent appeal has been launched by three Waterford men, who have found themselves ‘struggling for numbers’ ahead of this Friday’s must-attend Astroturf 5-a-side kickaround and drinking session. The call went out on Twitter yesterday evening as Derek Wilson, Paul Canning and Sean Hanlon issued tweets from their personal accounts urging anyone with information about… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

IT was a disappointing day for fans of laughing uncontrollably at the misfortunes of the English football team as Harry Kane’s late winner helped his team get off to a winning start. Those concerned that the lack of a colossal fuck from England could bring an end to the merciless mocking of the English media’s… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has the latest from the World Cup. With 4 games on yesterday, many fans have suffered from ‘football exhaustion’, propping their eyeballs open with matchsticks in order to get all the way to the final whistle of Croatia v Nigeria, however, there was little complaining as most fans confirmed ‘gimme 5,6,7,8 games a day,… Read more »