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Local Man Has Only Ever Listened To Five Albums

WATERFORD native Sean Fannelly has shocked his friends with the revelation that when it comes to music, he has managed to exist on an audio diet of just five albums over his entire life. 36-year-old Fannelly, who cites his music tastes as being ‘all types of music’, has spent a sum total of €0 on albums… Read more »

Dad Secretly Proud Of Infant Son’s Horrific Shits

NEW father Liam Weston has opened up to WWN about his secret admiration for the sheer horror of his infant son’s dirty nappies, stating that they bring tears to his eyes ‘in more ways than one’. Weston and his wife Charlotte welcomed their new arrival Jack into their lives 6 weeks ago, and the Waterford couple… Read more »

“Kicked Her Out As Soon As The Bitch Turned 18” – ‘Daddy Or Chips?’ Father Speaks Out

THE once lauded and universally enjoyed McCain Oven Chips advertisement recently revealed its dark past when WWN tracked down and interviewed the father of the ad’s iconic daughter, Sophie. Seeking to fill our weekly quota of covering nostalgic and barely passable anniversaries in pop culture has become increasingly difficult but when we interviewed the father… Read more »

Newstalk Warn George Hook Not To Boost Ratings With Fresh Controversies

CONTROVERSIAL radio host George Hook has been given specific instructions by his Newstalk bosses to not give his controversial opinion on any controversial subjects while on air with his controversial talk show, WWN can confirm. Hook ran afoul of thousands of non-Newstalk listeners last year after some ill-thought out remarks about rape victims, resulting in… Read more »

Local Man Excels At Talking Loudly Over Other People

ONE LOCAL Dublin man has finally found something he truly excels at in the form of continuously talking over people and interrupting them, WWN can reveal. Mark Clearney, from Glasnevin, had previously been described as someone with no discernible hobbies, talents or interests before finally finding his feet in the field of talking loudly over… Read more »