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Jennifer Lopez FLAUNTS Her Body In These Photos Taken Via Long Lens Camera 2km Away By Paparazzi

THE OUTRAGEOUS Jenny From The Block singer stunned onlookers with her enviable curves, as they stared down a photographic lens from over 2 kilometres away, with J Lo soaking in the sun on private property we are strictly speaking, not allowed take pictures of. Unashamedly flaunting her buxom breasts and pert posterior to the privacy… Read more »

Black & Tans Finally Come Out To Fight

THE remaining members of the notorious 1919 Royal Irish Constabulary Special Reserve have finally stepped up to the challenge of unarmed combat after decades of being goaded in song to ‘come out and fight like men’. The RICSR, better known as the ‘Black And Tans’, wreaked havoc when they were brought to Ireland to help… Read more »

Coworker Putting Tuna Sandwich In Microwave Reported To HR

THE HR department of Henning & Thurrows LTD has received a record number of complaints about one employee following his decision to reheat a tuna sandwich in the staff kitchen microwave, WWN can confirm. Whistling while making his way into the kitchen, Mark Kingston (28), unwrapped his homemade tuna, mayo, sweetcorn and other horrible foodstuffs… Read more »

First Evidence Of Pigs Flying Found In London

THE WORLD has become enraptured by the stunning sight of what is believed to be the first pig in existence to ever achieve flight independent of mechanical means, WWN can reveal. Crowds gathered in London as news spread that a magnificently ignorant beast has taken to the skies, and somehow discovering a way to become… Read more »

Inquiry Into Loss Of Garda Machine Gun To Cost €4bn

AN inquiry into an incident yesterday afternoon which saw the temporary loss of an official garda firearm is expected to last 38 months and cost the taxpayer €4 billion, WWN can reveal. It is understood a sub-machine gun with ammunition, which was in an official carrier bag, fell out of an emergency response unit vehicle after it went over a ramp… Read more »