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Man Losing Online Argument Claims Victory Over Spelling Mistake

AFTER being taken completely and utterly to school in an online thread about the patriarchy by a well-read, articulate and witty female commentator, local man Sean Caherlan has claimed a moral victory after spotting that his opponent mistakenly spelled the word ‘lose’ as ‘loose’. Caherlan had waded into a comments section under an article about women’s rights,… Read more »

Labour Party Still Exists, Finds Shocking Study

A RECENT study produced some very surprising results after researchers were able to conclusively prove that the Labour Party still exists, WWN can reveal. Political research outlet VoteForTheseGuys confirmed the presence of the Labour Party in the Dáil despite the public not seeing or hearing from them since they were ousted from government and crushed… Read more »

Man Stretching Before 5-A-Side Match Must Be Amazing

A 5-A-SIDE footballer who has gone to the trouble of partaking in an elaborate stretching routine must be an ex-professional who plied his trade in several of Europe’s top leagues, amateur players playing alongside him have concluded. Gavin Drennan, “Kev’s mate from work”, was a last minute call up when several people cried off earlier… Read more »

“Wow, Local Gay Man Doesn’t Even Act Gay” Confirm Coworkers

A LOCAL WATERFORD office was full to the brim with discussion as staff at Nealon Solutions dissected the behaviour, interests and mannerisms of one coworker they discovered was gay. According to the crack team of four employees decamped to the staff canteen, Rory Herrons (34), doesn’t fit any of the easily attributable stereotypes to homosexual… Read more »