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Boyzone Confirm Split Until Money Runs Out

BOYZONE fans were told to hold back their tears after an announcement that the band’s unexpected upcoming album and equally unexpected upcoming tour would be their last, as sources close to the foursome confirmed that the lads would be back ‘as soon as the wallets get light’. Remaining Boyzone members Shane Lynch, Mikey Graham, Keith… Read more »

Netanyahu Going To Bomb Someone If It Kills Him

IRASCIBLE Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu is itchin’ to do some bombin’ according to sources, with reports coming in that if he doesn’t bomb Iran soon, he’ll ‘do the fucking bop altogether’. Keeping a low profile after international condemnation for an assault on Palestinian protestors last month, the Israeli premier turned his attention to Iran with… Read more »

‘Wank Of Ireland’ Sperm Banks Open Nationwide

THE final touches were being put to Ireland’s premier chain of sperm banks last night ahead of the grand opening this morning, with every sound proof cubicle fitted with a variety of magazines, for all tastes and types. The latest issues of the Farmer’s Journal, the RTÉ Guide and Anal Fisting for Beginners Weekly sit… Read more »