Tag: news

New IRA Ordering Bombs From Wish.Com

THE FLEDGLING terrorist organisation known as IRA 2019 has claimed responsibility for a number of suspect devices posted to addresses throughout the UK last week, and have promised more to follow once their Wish.com order arrives. Improvised explosive devices were sent to London and Glasgow in packaging that bore postage stamps and markings from Ireland,… Read more »

Local Racing Expert Always Broke, Somehow

WITH Cheltenham 2019 kicking off, self-appointed racing expert Larry Meighen has once again declared himself the ‘man to turn to’ if you need a sure-fire tip for the horses, despite having shown no outward signs of wealth or prosperity for the last ten years. Waterford native Meighen can usually be found in his local bookies, his… Read more »

The Latest Brexit Developments Explained

A LATE NIGHT press conference, a second UK parliament vote on May’s Brexit Deal and the UK Attorney General tweeting the word “bollocks” marks yet another mundane and stultifyingly boring day in Brexitland. Here’s everything you need to know, what exactly it all means and why you’ll regret ever reading up on the clusterfuckery: The… Read more »

We Retrace McGregor’s Steps Before His Miami Arrest

AN incident in Miami saw part-time UFC fighter Conor McGregor allegedly smash and steal a fan’s phone at 5am, and in the ensuing hours a fuller picture is emerging which seems to explain why this happened. WWN Sport wished its resources were being used to talk about a positive event in the Dublin man’s life… Read more »

Dundalk Woman Thought She Was Joining ASOS

AS the country struggles to process what could have been going on in the mind of captured ISIS bride Lisa Smith, some commentators have surmised that the Dundalk woman must have mistakenly joined the hated terror group ISIS while under the impression that she was joining the popular online fashion retailer ASOS. Former Air Corp… Read more »