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Man Stretching Before 5-A-Side Match Must Be Amazing

A 5-A-SIDE footballer who has gone to the trouble of partaking in an elaborate stretching routine must be an ex-professional who plied his trade in several of Europe’s top leagues, amateur players playing alongside him have concluded. Gavin Drennan, “Kev’s mate from work”, was a last minute call up when several people cried off earlier… Read more »

“Wow, Local Gay Man Doesn’t Even Act Gay” Confirm Coworkers

A LOCAL WATERFORD office was full to the brim with discussion as staff at Nealon Solutions dissected the behaviour, interests and mannerisms of one coworker they discovered was gay. According to the crack team of four employees decamped to the staff canteen, Rory Herrons (34), doesn’t fit any of the easily attributable stereotypes to homosexual… Read more »

Scientists No Closer To Eradicating Bumfluff

SCIENTISTS have apologised to the public for failing to find a way to effectively bring an end to the existence of bumfluff, that strain of pathetic facial hair which men occasionally allow to grow on their faces despite being aware of how ludicrous it looks. Bumfluff, grown by men incapable of growing proper beards, is… Read more »