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Local Girl ‘Ruined With Tattoos’

A THINK-TANK of esteemed Waterford gentlemen have emerged from a grueling deliberation session during which time they ascertained that local girl Sheila Whelan used to be a lot better looking before she went and ‘ruined herself’ by getting a full sleeve tattoo done, as well as several other inkings around her person. The cabal of… Read more »

Seeking Professional Help After Admitting You’d Fuck Beast From Beauty & The Beast

KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »

Manhunt For Crazed Killer Called Off After Phrase ‘Manhunt’ Found To Be Sexist

AN investigation into a brutal quadruple-murder in Waterford has been placed on hold, as debate rages on about the correct terminology to use in today’s more enlightened times, after confirmation that the phrase ‘manhunt’ is both outdated and insensitive. Although Waterford remains in shock after the as-yet-unnamed victims of the frenzied attack were found earlier today… Read more »