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Woman Enters ‘Read Random Things Out Loud’ Stage Of Life
WATERFORD woman Sheila Weston has accepted that she is well on her way to becoming her mother, after catching herself ... -
Scientist Leaves Voice Notes Around Laboratory For Survivors In Case This All Goes Tits Up
AS is customary for the staff of any multi-national, possibly evil pharmaceutical company which dabbles in both biologically unnatural creations ... -
“Will Sir Be Having Astra Or Pfizer This Evening?” Vaccine Sommelier Asks
AN EXPERIENCED vaccine sommelier working at a Dublin based centre knows a vaccine connoisseur when he sees one, WWN can ... -
What To Expect From The Friends Reunion
WITH a new trailer released for the much anticipated Friends Reunion special, WWN has gained exclusive access to what die ... -
Everything You Need To Know About The Israel/Palestine Conflict [Sponsored]
IN THE VACUUM created by an unfolding conflict, truth is often the first casualty. Anyone with an ounce of empathy ... -
Guards Sorry They Couldn’t Answer 999 Call, Were Busy Trying To Break Up Debenhams Picket
GARDA representatives in Limerick City have apologised if the force failed to attend the scene of your bike theft, home ... -
We Travel To Joe Rogan’s Nightmare Future Where Being A Straight White Man Is Illegal
RECENTLY, Joe Rogan posited a future where straight white men will not even be allowed to speak, in a recent ... -
Government Unveil Groundbreaking ‘Let People Buy Houses’ Plan
“WHAT if, now go with me on this one” suggested think tank consultant working for the government earlier this week, ... -
Eurovision Very Gay These Days, Confirms Dad
WATERFORD man Dennis Markey couldn’t help but notice during last night’s Eurovision semi-final event that the whole thing has just ... -
Undercover DART Gardaí To Wear Special Upholstery Camo To Avoid Detection
GARDAÍ have confirmed a new undercover squad will be dispatched to tackle a spate of anti-social incidents on the lines ...