Tag: NASA

“That Snowflake Had It Easy” Bitter Curiosity Rover Slams Mars Landing

THERE were shots fired on social media channels today after NASA’s Curiosity rover slammed the space agencies latest Mars landing rover, InSight, branding the robotic lander a ‘snowflake’, WWN can confirm. In an early morning series of tweets, the Curiosity Rover lambasted its fellow explorer for its “flowery landing”, stating it would “love to see if it’s still functional in 5… Read more »

God Turd Found Floating In Space

AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive study by scientists at NASA. Discovered on the 19th of October, the object’s speed and trajectory strongly suggested it originated in a planetary system around another star, but after further testing it was found the anomaly… Read more »