Tag: music

Christy Moore Opens Eyes For First Time In 30 Years Following Surgery

LEGENDARY singer-songwriter Christy Moore caught a glimpse of the world around him for the first time in over 30 years, following a revolutionary surgical procedure that pried his tightly-shut eyelids open. Christy Moore, born Christy Moore, has suffered from a rare optical condition called squintivitis since hitting the big time with Planxty back in the… Read more »

Westlife Never Fucking Off

DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music being used to torture detainees in Guantanamo bay, Westlife are to reign further torture on the ear holes of the public as it seems they’re vowing to ‘never fucking off’. With fresh concert dates announced… Read more »

Rihanna’s Beauty & Murdering Tips Revealed!

The Fenty Beauty and Savage X Fenty founder spoke exclusively to WWN Beauty to give you, our readers, her coveted and amazing beauty and murder tips! Natural or O.T.T it doesn’t matter “Do what’s right for you, and don’t bow to the norm, if you wanna go big it’s gonna be lit,” Rihanna told us…. Read more »

Eminem Still So Angry

IT is our solemn duty to inform the public that despite decades of wealth, the rap artist born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, also known as Slim Shady, also known as Eminem, is still to this day completely and utterly gosh-darn ticked off at everything. This week the Detroit-born rapper released Kamikaze, his first studio album… Read more »