Tag: music

DJ Acting Like He Produced Track Himself

IN A sparsely attended late-night bar/club in Dublin’s city centre, one local DJ is throwing his hands up in the air and claiming all the credit for the popular song he just pressed play on, WWN can confirm. Acting as if he wrote, sang, played on, recorded and produced the track himself DJ Richie ‘You… Read more »

Local Woman Knew Liam And Cheryl Wouldn’t Last

THE breakup of former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy and One Direction member Liam Payne has been met with great delight from noted Waterford harridan Deirdre Moone, who ‘knew from day one’ that the celebrity relationship was doomed to failure. Payne and Tweedy announced the end of their two-year relationship with a joint statement on… Read more »

Boyzone Confirm Split Until Money Runs Out

BOYZONE fans were told to hold back their tears after an announcement that the band’s unexpected upcoming album and equally unexpected upcoming tour would be their last, as sources close to the foursome confirmed that the lads would be back ‘as soon as the wallets get light’. Remaining Boyzone members Shane Lynch, Mikey Graham, Keith… Read more »

Man Sues Spotify After It Adds Justin Bieber To His Discover Weekly Playlist

AN IRISHMAN is to take a landmark case against music streaming service Spotify after its Discover Weekly Playlist feature, which suggests new music based on your streams and music library, added not one but two Justin Bieber songs. Citing ‘undue audible harm’ and ‘psychological and emotional damage’ 28-year-old Cormac Lannings has said he is suing… Read more »

WWN Guide To Fiddling With Kids

ALTHOUGH frowned upon by society, many people are quite fond of the sound of young children practicing the violin. Whether you’re an experienced violin teacher yourself, or your musical tastes are on the more unconventional side, fiddling with children might be right up your street. Here’s a few tips if you want to give it a… Read more »