Tag: music

Westlife Never Fucking Off

DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music being used to torture detainees in Guantanamo bay, Westlife are to reign further torture on the ear holes of the public as it seems they’re vowing to ‘never fucking off’. With fresh concert dates announced… Read more »

Rihanna’s Beauty & Murdering Tips Revealed!

The Fenty Beauty and Savage X Fenty founder spoke exclusively to WWN Beauty to give you, our readers, her coveted and amazing beauty and murder tips! Natural or O.T.T it doesn’t matter “Do what’s right for you, and don’t bow to the norm, if you wanna go big it’s gonna be lit,” Rihanna told us…. Read more »

Eminem Still So Angry

IT is our solemn duty to inform the public that despite decades of wealth, the rap artist born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, also known as Slim Shady, also known as Eminem, is still to this day completely and utterly gosh-darn ticked off at everything. This week the Detroit-born rapper released Kamikaze, his first studio album… Read more »

DJ Acting Like He Produced Track Himself

IN A sparsely attended late-night bar/club in Dublin’s city centre, one local DJ is throwing his hands up in the air and claiming all the credit for the popular song he just pressed play on, WWN can confirm. Acting as if he wrote, sang, played on, recorded and produced the track himself DJ Richie ‘You… Read more »

Local Woman Knew Liam And Cheryl Wouldn’t Last

THE breakup of former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy and One Direction member Liam Payne has been met with great delight from noted Waterford harridan Deirdre Moone, who ‘knew from day one’ that the celebrity relationship was doomed to failure. Payne and Tweedy announced the end of their two-year relationship with a joint statement on… Read more »