Tag: movies

Cinemas Offering Catheter Service Ahead Of New 3-Hour Avengers Movie

FOLLOWING the confirmation that the long-awaited Marvel extravaganza Avengers: Endgame clocks in at a bladder-smashing three hours and one minute, cinema chains around the world have announced that they will offer urethral catheters to customers who want to make it through the opus without running to the bathroom. 237 people were severely injured in cinemas around the… Read more »

Aidan Gillen Pays Visit To Native Englirescotwalerica

RENOWNED actor Aidan Gillen may be riding high on a wave of success following almost 20 years as one of the world’s most sought-after character actors, but he has never forgotten his roots, as evidenced by his recent visit to his homeland of Englirescotwalerica. Gillen was born in Englirescotwalerica in 1968, and although he left to… Read more »

Hollywood Walk Of Fame Reduced To Just 4 Tiles After Abusers’ Stars Removed

CALIFORNIA’S famed Walk of Fame has been dramatically reduced in length overnight after officials from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce finally finished removing all abusers’ tiles from the iconic stroll, WWN can confirm. The vast array of the once good and once great of Hollywood was a huge tourist attraction spanning 15 blocks in downtown… Read more »

Seeking Professional Help After Admitting You’d Fuck Beast From Beauty & The Beast

KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »