Tag: movies

Aidan Gillen Pays Visit To Native Englirescotwalerica

RENOWNED actor Aidan Gillen may be riding high on a wave of success following almost 20 years as one of the world’s most sought-after character actors, but he has never forgotten his roots, as evidenced by his recent visit to his homeland of Englirescotwalerica. Gillen was born in Englirescotwalerica in 1968, and although he left to… Read more »

Hollywood Walk Of Fame Reduced To Just 4 Tiles After Abusers’ Stars Removed

CALIFORNIA’S famed Walk of Fame has been dramatically reduced in length overnight after officials from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce finally finished removing all abusers’ tiles from the iconic stroll, WWN can confirm. The vast array of the once good and once great of Hollywood was a huge tourist attraction spanning 15 blocks in downtown… Read more »

Seeking Professional Help After Admitting You’d Fuck Beast From Beauty & The Beast

KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »

Indiana Jones Movies Banned From TV Over Concerns They Promote Violence Against Nazis

THE much-loved Indiana Jones series of movies will be absent from TV screens this Christmas, after several far-right groups claimed that the whip-cracking archaeological adventures paint the Nazi party in an incredibly bad light, and may incite hatred and violence against the organisation. Although the movies starring Harrison Ford have featured Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones… Read more »

5 Things We Want Ralph To Wreck Next

WRECK-IT Ralph returns to our screens shortly, this time inadvertently ‘breaking the internet’ in a hilarious sequel to the beloved first movie. But why stop there? What’s in store for Ralph in the future? With the internet smashed, here’s five more things we’d like Ralph to turn his smash-happy hands to… 1) Donuts We like… Read more »