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Hardline US Abortion Campaigner Just ‘Always Wanted To Visit Ireland’

ULTRA-conservative Milwaukee native Garret Merser has arrived in Ireland for a once-in-a-lifetime trip that will see the staunch advocate of Ireland’s 8th amendment ‘tour around’ the country until late May. Stressing that he’s always wanted to visit the emerald isle to retrace his roots and see the sights, Merser is set to take in the Book… Read more »

Rosary Bead Clutching Increases 400% As Wording For ‘8th’ Replacement Released

RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke of the wording that would replace the 8th Amendment in the constitution if a referendum on repealing the amendment was successful. “Oh, it was the most awful sound, the rubbing of dry wood against more… Read more »

“What If Jesus Had Been Aborted?”

In his latest column, Bishop Cornelius Byle, WWN’s resident priest and conscience expert, poses the question which is absolutely central and crucial to the reasoned debate on the factual matter of murderous mass genocide of children. Good after morning to you all and welcome to my column. I must start off with an apology as… Read more »