Tag: liverpool

Liverpool Liverpool It Again

LIVERPOOL fans are this morning waking up to the grim realisation that hopes of the first Premier League championship in the storied Merseyside team’s history have been dashed yet again, after Liverpool went out against rivals Manchester City last night after Liverpooling it all up. Shortly after kick off things were looking up for Jurgen Klopp’s men heading… Read more »

Mo Salah Ascends To Heaven

LIVERPOOL and Egyptian forward Mo Salah ascended to Heaven/Jannah directly after being substituted last night, with God deeming him too precious an example of celestial perfection to risk keeping down on Earth any longer. A thunderous sound pulsed through Anfield following Salah’s 2 goals and 2 assists with a shaft of immense light striking down… Read more »