Media Weeps As Last ISIS Stronghold Falls

DELEGATES from the world’s media have offered a 21-pen salute to the gallant men and women of ISIS, in a moving ceremony to mark the fall of the last stronghold of the terrorist organisation. With the last members of the Caliphate holed up in a desperate, hopeless siege in Syria, journalists and editors from the biggest news outlets… Read more »

For Just €4 A Month, You Can Help Save ISIS From Extinction

ISIS is disappearing. With as few as 1,500 fighters left in the world, this terrorist organisation could soon disappear for good. But with your help, we can save Islamic State. In the mountains and towns of Syria and Iraq, ISIS once majestically roamed. These fearsome fighters proudly massacred, kidnapped or enslaved thousands of civilians and soldiers…. Read more »

ISIS Luring Irish Members By Offering Decent Broadband

AFTER NEWS of the apprehension of Irish citizen and suspected member of ISIS Alexandr Ruzmatovich Bekmirzaev in Syria reached Ireland, more information relating to ISIS recruitment of Irish people has been shared by leading terrorism experts. As many as half a dozen Irish citizens have been lured to the Middle East to take up a… Read more »

ISIL Break Up Over Creative Differences ​

“It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce to the world that we – the members of ISIS – are going to go our separate ways over a series of internal disputes which we feel there is no possible way back from and we would like to thank all our followers for their incredible… Read more »