Tag: ireland

Revealed: The Price Paid For This Doorway Sleeping Spot

DESPITE the news that a penthouse Dublin apartment has been sold for a whopping €6.5million, there’s another property in Ireland that has gone for a far greater price, as WWN Property found out today. Located in Cork city, the roadside spot has already gone for the ultimate price at least twice, with two members of the same… Read more »

Ireland’s Final Dole Cheat To Be Publicly Executed Later Today

NOTORIOUS welfare swindler David Merris is to be put to death later today, marking an end of Ireland’s ruthlessly efficient and 100% successful 2017 campaign to eradicate dole fraud. Merris, 32, was scooped off the streets by a special dole-cheat tactical squad for claiming disability benefit for an additional three weeks after returning to work from a back… Read more »

“Woo, Christmas Party Tonight,” Reveals Coworker Who Will Later Be Fired For Their Behaviour

EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »

Humble Publication Announces Release Of Greatest Book Of All Time

LOCAL groundbreaking news service Waterford Whispers News has spoken exclusively to itself for the first time following the release of what it’s humbly calling the ‘greatest book of all time’. The title of ‘greatest book of all time’ more recently belonged to the 2011 Daniel O’Donnell calendar, but that masterpiece has finally been usurped. Containing, words,… Read more »

WWN Gift Guide For Mums

YOUR Mum will always tell you that she ‘doesn’t really want anything for Christmas’, but you’re not going to buy that old chestnut are you? She’s the most special lady in your life, and she deserves a treat as much as anyone else in the family. Here’s a few pointers to make sure she gets… Read more »

Weather Issues Met Éireann Warning

THE Irish weather has issued a statement in which it warns the public to be aware of sweeping statements blowing westerly across the country from the headquarters of Met Éireann, which will pick up speed and ferocity as the month of December rolls in. The missive explained how the gusts of panic and dread will… Read more »