Tag: ireland

Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty

THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent poisoning of a former spy in Britain, following a deliberation that lasted as long as it took to say ‘well of course they fucking did it’. The Russian government, who have previously stated in no… Read more »

Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend

A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into a relationship with a similarly minded female activist. Gerard Lunratty, originally from Passage East, has tirelessly campaigned for the repeal of the 8th amendment of the Irish constitution, exclusively on social media in recent months,… Read more »

Local Chef Running Out Of Places To Work

A COUNTY Waterford man is currently running out of places to work after once again walking out of another head chef job at a local gastropub, WWN has learned. Mark Doran, who has been cheffing for the last 16 years, stormed out of Joxer’s Inn on Sunday morning after having an altercation with publican David Hayes, who confronted the hungover 38-year-old over his attitude towards… Read more »

Dog Can’t Believe How Much Of A Loser Owner Is

BURYING in his head in his paws for what must be the 1000th time this year alone, a Waterford based dog has found that when it comes to the demeanour and behaviour of his owner, Michael Dreary, expectations can never be lowered enough. Casper, a 4-year-old mongrel, is struggling to live with the day-in, day-out… Read more »

Healy-Raes Very Good To Constituents, All The Same

ALTHOUGH independent TD Danny Healy-Rae has received harsh criticism for insensitive remarks made about abortion in the case of fatal foetal abnormalities, there has been widespread agreement that he and his brother Michael are very good to their constituents, WWN can confirm. Keeping up the Healy-Rae family tradition of being incredibly savvy politicians who appeal… Read more »

Where Are They Now: Cadbury’s Eyebrow Kids

THE 2009 “Eyebrows” ad for Cadbury’s chocolate remains one of the more popular advertisements in recent years, with most people easily recalling the delightful young duo who started the ‘eyebrow dancing’ craze of the internet’s viral youth. Although people are most familiar with the released version of the ad featuring James Stephenson and Rebecca Davidson,… Read more »