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Congratulations: It’s Officially Cold Enough To Use Weather As Excuse For Not Exercising
PEOPLE around the country are celebrating the drop in temperatures, bringing an end to unseasonable mild spell and ushering in ... -
“Oh No, CCTV Cameras” Laughs Lad Robbing Your Gaff
LOCAL petty criminal Mal Atkinsson has admitted that he took stock of his career and reconsidered a change in lifestyle ... -
Croke Park Residents Begin Military Drills After Brooks Announces 3rd, 4th & 5th Dates
IT WAS the news they were fearing, but it was also the news they had learned to come to expect. ... -
Government To Let Multiple People Use Same PCR Test Amid Shortage
RESPONDING to news that as many as 14 counties have no access to PCR tests with no open slots available ... -
Fuck, Local Woman Already Broke & Hasn’t Even Done Xmas Shopping Yet
JUST 48 hours after receiving her last payslip before Christmas, local woman Hannah O’Neill’s bank account is somehow emptier than ... -
Here’s The ‘Protest In Dublin’ Schedule For The Next Month
GOT a grievance with the government? Planning on taking to the streets of Dublin to protest? Well, you’d better pick ... -
Appeal Made For Whereabouts Of Missing Minister For Education
WITH news that student teachers are to be drafted in to fill teaching shortages and will of course not be ... -
Taoiseach To Ramble About Bosco In Attempt To Distract From Issues
LEARNING a thing or two about distracting the media and keeping the focus off important issues from British prime twat ... -
“Don’t Be A Dry Shite, It’s Only A Bit Of Coke”
AS THE opportunity to attend pubs and get togethers return with greater regularity, the National Association of Coke Users have ... -
“I’m Just Following NPHET Advice” Says Man Breaking Up With Girlfriend
“AS YOU can see from the latest modeling I’ve done, it’s concerning stuff. We spend exactly 30% of the week ...