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Sinn Féin Repulsed By Fact They’re Now Party Of Bourgeois Middle Class Voters Too
REACTING to an Irish Times poll that places them as top performing party across a significant amount of demographics, Sinn ... -
“If The Guards Ask Ya I’m Not A Puppy Breeder” Says Trustworthy Man Selling You ...
ONE LOCAL trustworthy puppy breeder will absolutely meet you in the Tescos car park at midnight with the caveat that ... -
How To Get Your Booster Jab & Where
IT IS possible that if you have been distracted by the latest episode of The Great British Shitshow, hosted by ... -
“Sure If It Isn’t Himself” – Still Acceptable To Use If You Haven’t Seen Person ...
EMOTIONALLY stunted people everywhere have been reassured that they are under no obligation to tightly grip long lost siblings or ... -
How To Survive As An Artist In Ireland
DESPITE YOUR friends presuming you’re a millionaire because they heard your song once on local radio at 3am or saw ... -
New Education Minister Barra Finally Closes Schools
“I UNDERSTAND it’s a major inconvenience to parents, it’s short notice and it’s yet another interruption to childrens’ education but ... -
NPHET Can’t Get Recent Zoom Link From Government To Open
THE government have denied reports that they are excluding the National Public Health Emergency Team from the decision-making process, adding ... -
Storm Barra ‘Welcome Change’ To Recent Bad News
THE battering of the west coast by Storm Barra has been met with praise by journalists across the country, who ... -
Anti-Stormers Sick Of NSHET Telling Them What To Do
“SLOW DOWN and watch out for fallen debris? I’m sick of them talking to us like we’re children,” said one ... -
Worst Fears Realised As Storm Barra Carrying 130kph Gusts Of Omicron
“WHAT IN the ever shitting Christ,” marveled Met Éireann HQ personnel as they monitored the incoming Storm Barra, their worst ...