Tag: ireland

Local Man Leaves Tap On All Day Out Of Spite

REACTING to continued reports that a hosepipe ban is set to stay in place for the coming days and Ireland could experience dangerously low water levels, one local man is leaving his kitchen sink tap running out of pure spite. Dublin native Damien Chappins, who has never taken well to being told what to do,… Read more »

Corporations Go Back To Not Giving A Fuck About Gay Lads

WITH Pride week over for another year, huge multi-national corporations have begun to rid their branches and their media calendars of pro-LGBT messaging, or indeed anything that vaguely resembles a rainbow. Originally conceived as a festival of protest to show the gay community’s pride in themselves in a world where they were marginalised and persecuted… Read more »

“I Fucking Dare Anyone To Run Against Me”

CURRENT president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins smirked at reporters earlier today after being asked about potential opponents in a possible presidential election later this year, simply answering ‘let them fucking try’. D. Higgins, whose 7-year term as Uachtarain comes to an end later this year, is expected to run uncontested for a second term,… Read more »