Tag: ireland

Local Child Fucking Knows

A CAT-AND-MOUSE game of nerves has broken out in the home of one Waterford family this year, as the parents of a 4th Class boy become increasingly aware that their son knows ‘the deal’ with Santa Clause. Louise and Michael Dornan, the parents of 9-year-old Phillip, were certain that last year was their son’s ‘last…

Traffic Delays As Wild Luas Goes For Drive In Phoenix Park

DESPITE weeks of preparation, the new cross city Luas line has created horrendous traffic delays throughout Dublin’s city centre, with the latest incident seeing a wild Luas breaking from its tracks to go chasing deer in Phoenix Park, WWN has learned. Assurances were given in the weeks leading up to the new line’s launch that… Read more »

Do You Have Photos Of The Snow? You Might Be The Only One

A LARGESCALE appeal has been made to the public to provide photographic evidence that it has snowed in Ireland, following the horrific news that it seems no one has been able to take pictures of the white stuff. “We’re exploring the possibility that all phone cameras and conventional cameras have simultaneously stopped working, which would… Read more »

“The Famine Never Happened”

SKY NEWS ‘journalist’ Adam Boulton has sensationally doubled down on his anti-Irish comments by declaring the Famine, a genocide inflicted on the Irish populace by England, never actually happened. Not content with uttering his vitriolic declaration of hate against Irish people in the form a tweet which was brought to your attention by the Irish… Read more »