Tag: ireland

Roy Keane Released Back Into Wild

THE football association of Ireland has taken Roy Keane out to the wilderness of rural Cork and released him back into the wild after five years in captivity as assistant to manager Martin O’Neill, whose term as Republic Of Ireland manager ended yesterday. Keane, long regarded as a threat to himself and those around him, had… Read more »

Man Disguises Crushing Loneliness With ‘Fun Selfie’

A LOCAL man has attempted to disguise his crushing and continuing loneliness by taking one of those ‘fun selfies’ he has observed family, friends, coworkers and people he doesn’t even know taking and posting on social media. James Cashin (27), who previously had no idea how lonely he was until he discovered how happy people… Read more »

Galway Baby Born With Gills

EVOLUTION has taken another leap forward, with the announcement that a baby born to an Oranmore couple has been found to have a pair of gills, perfect for helping it survive in the almost 100% water atmosphere of the Galway region. Little Petey Henson baffled midwives and doctors following his birth after the discovery of… Read more »