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Man Won’t Get Wink Of Sleep He’s So Excited For First Paddy’s Day In Three ...
ONE LOCAL Waterford man can’t quite find the words to describe his level of excitement as he faces a sleepless ... -
Babies Sold By Church & State To Get Exact Refund
PEOPLE who were illegally and immorally sold by the Catholic Church under the ever-watchful eye of the Irish State as ... -
Local Woman Kindly Donates All Her Old Shite To Ukraine
INCREDIBLY charitable Waterford woman Sheila McCarthy has asked for ‘no praise’ following her generous donation of an entire wardrobe clear-out ... -
Unrelenting Inhumanity, Horror & Evil Of War Boring Local Man At This Stage
WHILE completely acknowledging the ‘nuclear grade dickheaded nature’ of what is about to come out of his mouth, local man ... -
Your Paddy’s Day Survival Guide
AHEAD OF THE big day on Sunday here’s a reminder of all the handy tips you’ll need to help you ... -
‘Peel Here’ Sign On Packet Of Ham Just A Blatant Fucking Lie
SLICED HAM manufacturers have been put on final notice for their packaging claims with a failure to address concerns seeing ... -
Local Man In Leprechaun Suit Beginning To Regret Arts Degree
“UPON REFLECTION,” muffled arts degree holder Ronan Flannon through his top heavy leprechaun outfit he has been wearing for the ... -
Hundreds Of Refugees Flee Dublin Ahead Of St. Patrick’s Day Weekend
FEARS are growing that a humanitarian crisis may be about to break out in Balbriggan and Bray, as hundreds of ... -
Missing Irish Singer Songwriter Found Up His Own Hole
A LOCAL singer songwriter who has been missing since 2019 has been found safely up his own hole, WWN can ... -
Varadkar Giddy With Thoughts Of Conscripting Welfare Recipients Into Army
TAOISEACH Micheál Martin is to open a discussion in the Dáil on the subject of Irish neutrality in the near ...