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Dept. Of Health To Pay Tony Holohan’s Trinity Salary; Here’s Things They Won’t Pay For
THE DEPARTMENT of health secured an easy PR win yesterday by confirming that when Tony Holohan steps down in his ... -
Alternative Names For EU Defence Force That Doesn’t Make It Sound Like We’re Joining A ...
TASKED with cloaking the fact that the government is willing to conscript Ireland into the EU Defense Force without so ... -
Local Man Will Still Be Looking For One Last Drink At 6.05am Under New Nightclub ...
A LONG-awaited reform of Ireland’s outdated licensing laws may allow nightclubs to stay open until 6am which should be more ... -
Magic Mushroom Smoothies & F1 Chair Racing: Inside Eamon Ryan’s Advisor Meetings
WITH A combined salaries amounting to €730k between them, WWN visits Eamon Ryan’s advisors at the Department of the Environment, ... -
Nation Pleads With Eamon Ryan To Just Shut Up For Five Minutes, Jesus
GREEN Party leader Eamon Ryan has continued to point out simple ways that families can reduce their energy bills and ... -
Local Man Okay With Shooting After Hearing Victim Was ‘Known To Gardaí’
THE addition of the phrase ‘the victim was known to gardaí’ at the end of an horrific news report surrounding ... -
Local Man Going To Leave It ‘Til Last Minute To Switch From Ulster Bank
DESPITE being described as a logistical nightmare and a task Irish banks are 100% not up to, local man David ... -
How To Create Your Own Irish Health Service Headline
HAVE you grown tired of waiting for the evening’s news round up to find out what unfathomable dysfunction is eating ... -
Dolores Cahill Busts Out Of Workshed After Converting Old Van Into Tank Using Welder
ACCUSED of a crime she says she didn’t commit, former UCD professor Dolores Cahill has escaped to the Tullamore underground ... -
Census Time Capsule Seems To Think Humanity Will Still Be A Thing In 100 Years
MUCH has been made about the time capsule section of the 2022 census, a new addition by the Central Statistics ...