Tag: international news

Court Hears Pistorius Had Sexual Relationship With Gun

GASPS were heard inside the Pretoria courtroom this morning as evidence was presented before the court that insinuated murder accused Oscar Pistorius had been in engaged in a sexual relationship with a firearm. The shocking news broke this morning as a result of several strands of testimony being pieced together. However, rumours that Pistorius was… Read more »

Putin Might Take Over Poland While He’s At It

Numerous media outlets are reporting Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has decided he might as well invade other countries while he’s at it. Following the successful annexation of Crimea it is believed Vladimir Putin has developed a fondness for entering sovereign nations and doing whatever he wants to do. “Well, we do have the whole… Read more »

Fred Phelps Reincarnated As A Gay US Marine

International media outlets are reporting that Rev. Fred Phleps Sr., the recently deceased founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, has been reincarnated as a 26-year-old homosexual. While no media outlets have been able to gain comment from Phelps in his new human form, the now black Muslim is reportedly distraught at the strange turn of… Read more »

The MH370 Missing Plane Theory You Don’t Need To Read

WWN brings you the latest on idle speculation regarding the missing Malaysian Airlines flight, which has now been missing and unaccounted for since the 8th of March. We have reached out to countless people looking for theories. What do we know for sure? We know that the plane was hijacked using a mobile phone, it… Read more »