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America Doing Concentration Camps For Kids Now

IN A BID to clear up any confusion relating to the rounding up and imprisoning of refugee and immigrant children without trial, often separated from their families for indefinite periods of time, America has confirmed that ‘yup, we’re doing concentration camps now’. While some well meaning individuals have flooded comment sections of American news publications… Read more »

Majority Of Mentalists Not GDPR Compliant

A SHOCKING new report into data protection and the privacy of human beings has found that 99.7% of mentalists, mind readers, psychics, tarot card readers and magicians are not adhering to European General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR). The report found that mentalists are not asking for any permissions when accessing people’s thoughts, despite the strict new guidelines being implemented across… Read more »

Revealed: Donald Trump’s ‘Type’

PRESIDENT Donald Trump has responded to the latest allegations of sexual assault by stating in very frank terms that his accuser ‘is not his type’ when it comes to sexual assault, which seems to us to be a pretty watertight defence against claims of impropriety. But if E. Jean Carroll, or indeed any of the… Read more »

Garda Bodycams To Come With ‘Selective Recording’ Option

THE Government is expected to sign off on legislation today which paves the way for the use of Garda body cameras to help provide officers with their own recordings of situations they encounter on their beat, if they decide to press record. Mirroring better run jurisdictions due to an ongoing lack of imagination, Justice Minister Charlie Flanagan will ask his Cabinet colleagues for… Read more »