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NASA Hire Irish Travelers To Collect Orbiting Space Debris

AMERICAN SPACE Agency, NASA announced today a $2bn scrappage deal with an Irish Traveler family to collect over 4,000 dormant satellites orbiting the earth. John Anthony Connors from Limerick and his 14 brothers Jamsie, Paddy, Micky, Joseph, Mikey, Peter, Mick, John Paul, Aiden, Steven, Joey, Jamsie and Michael will travel to a special training facility… Read more »

Hilarious Facebook User Quotes Father Ted Again

AFTER FOURTEEN likes from complete strangers, Facebook user Mark Holden patted himself on the back again for writing yet another perfectly timed Father Ted quote on a comments thread. The 28-year-old funny man immediately swooped in to action after a local news page reported of gunshots being fired in the Ukrainian standoff in Crimea. “I… Read more »

Middle-Aged Man Wearing Leather Jacket Politely Asked To Stop

WWN can exclusively report on a grassroots movement in the south of Dublin, which has seen a middle-aged man being asked, ever so politely, to refrain from the wearing of a leather jacket. Frank Gerathy, a 46-year-old father of three, had been threatening to break out ‘the old leather jacket’ following the successful shifting of… Read more »

Irish Energy Company Morals Downgraded To ‘Banking’

MORAL RATINGS Agency Dooley’s have downgraded Irish gas supplier Bord Gais to a ‘banking level’ yesterday, after the energy supplier, announced it would yet again increase its cost for fuel by another 1.47%. The price hike, which will come into effect next month, is the second in four weeks, bringing the total rise to 3.67%…. Read more »