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What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?
THE eternal question that has plagued publications who need to figure out Christmas-related ways to get you to click on ... -
Gerry Adams Diagnosed With Selective Alzheimers
EXPERTS in neuroscience have diagnosed Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams with a new form of Alzheimer’s, which causes the victim ... -
Mick Jagger Celebrates Birth Of New Carer
73-YEAR-OLD rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger has celebrated a new addition to his team of dedicated carers following ... -
New Baywatch Trailer Ushers In Puberty For Record Number Of Teenagers
THE RELEASE of the first trailer for the comedic reimagining of beloved TV show Baywatch has resulted in record numbers ... -
“I Actually Want To Be Eaten”, Local Cow Hits Back At Vegans
A COUNTY Waterford cow has today slammed vegans for protesting against meat consumption, stating that it would be an absolute honour for her ... -
Local Cats To Wait Until Middle Of Night Before Loudly Fucking
“THE night-time, is the right time, to roar my fucking face off while clawing into the back of some young ... -
Donal Skehan Christmas Special Revealed To Be Donal Skehan Eating Selection Box
LEAKED previews of ‘Donal Skehan’s Magical Christmas Cookery Special’ has revealed that the entire show revolves around the young chef ... -
EU Blare ‘Last Christmas’ By Wham In Direction Of Britain
AN increasingly forlorn and upset EU has begun acting out in the manner of a jilted lover that is stuck ... -
Martin Luther King Jr’s Guide To Spotting Fake News
“I HAVE a dream, that someday people on the internet will be able to tell the difference between genuine current ... -
Student’s Study Plan Consists Of Watching Netflix Until 3am
A STUDENT not based in the UCD library area of Dublin is currently drawing up a revised study plan in ...