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Diageo Launches ‘Guinness Sport’

BRITISH owned alcoholic beverages company Diageo has launched a brand new product to target the fitness market, simply called ‘Guinness Sport’. The double strength stout will be the brand’s eighth recipe attempt with the well known Irish draft beer, and it is expected to be rolled out in the coming weeks on a ‘pilot run’. After investing almost €2.4mn into… Read more »

Kanye West Announces Plans To Clone Himself

THE renowned husband of sex-tape superstar Kim Kardashian has announced his intention to clone himself in what he is calling his ‘love letter to the world’. Rapper Kanye West had been waiting for cloning technology to reach a point whereby his clone could contain a womb in which he could house ‘little Kaynes’ but the… Read more »

Putin Signs Ceasefire Agreement With Worrying ‘Wink Wink’ Emoji

WORLD leaders breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement that a ceasefire was declared by Ukrainian forces and pro-Russian rebels with terms signed by Russia’s Vladimir Putin and Ukraine President Petro Poroshenko. However, the ceasefire between Ukraine and pro-Russian rebels now seems to be in doubt following revelations that Vladimir Putin, whose signature… Read more »

90% Of Pubs Still Pretending They Close On Time

A STAGGERING 90% of Irish pubs are still pretending they close on time, as dictated by their alcohol licences, despite the entire Nation knowing no pub sticks to the law. A survey of pub owners conducted by the Institute of Research for Research Institutes showed 9 out of every 10 pubs will politely pretend it… Read more »