Tag: instant

Top 5 Culchie Protests Happening Right Now

WITH so many rural communities in Ireland in uproar at any given time, it can sometimes be hard to keep track of just what those crazy culchies are giving out about. You turn on the news and see a motorcade of tractors causing traffic chaos and wonder, what are they vexed at today?! We teamed… Read more »

Irish Nation To Act As Guarantor For European €40bn Stimulus Package, Confirms ECB

THE European Central Bank is to embark upon a €40bn asset-backed security plan as part of a package to stimulate the region’s economy, it announced today. According to JPMorgan Chase, Ireland will act as ‘guarantor’ for the large-scale quantitative easing (QE) program, in any likelihood of it failing. Head of International JP’s Bonds Research, Gareth… Read more »

5 Signs You’ve Turned Into Your Dad

LIKE any Irish lad from Ireland who is Irish we’re sure you find yourself saying or doing something that is so ‘dad’ it actually makes you feel sick. Here are some telltale signs that show you’ve basically totally become your dad. 1. It’s 9pm on a Saturday night and you find yourself dabbing old spice… Read more »

Local Man Typing ‘LOL’ Not Actually Laughing At All

WATERFORD has been rocked by a scandal involving a level of dishonesty not seen in the city since dishonesty records began in the early 1800s. WWN can exclusively reveal that Dunhill man Barry Gilchrist typed ‘LOL’, the popular internet acronym for ‘laugh out loud’, in a comment below a friend’s Facebook status despite the fact… Read more »

Teenager Joining Ógra Fianna Fáil A Special Kind Of Prick

NEWS coming out of political circles reveals that the decision by 19-year-old Brian O’Loingsigh’s to join Ógra Fianna Fáil means that in all likelihood, he is a massive special kind of prick. “You’ll first have to understand that Brian will simply not think like any normal person,” explained Colm Grainey, lecturer in Irish Politics at… Read more »