Tag: instant

Larry Murphy Welcomes Gilligan Heat

CONVICTED RAPIST Larry Murphy said he more than welcomes the Garda attention on John Gilligan this week, stating it takes a lot of the heat from him. Mr Murphy, who was found guilty of killing several missing women by TV3 and the Sunday world, told WWN that he may even return home for the Christmas,… Read more »

Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings

A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by their president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Budget Tales

Welcome voters to my weekly column in the wonderful WWN. They say a week is a long time in politics. One hundred and sixty-eight hours if we’re getting technical. Myself and my party colleagues experienced the ecstasy of the Fine Gael national conference and the agony of the budget. Such highs, such lows and I… Read more »

On This Day 1937 – The Gay Nazi Pride Parade

From November 24th – 26th 1937, Waterford hosted the first, and last ever Gay Nazi pride parade on the cities quays. German Party members flocked to the Irish city to attend the three day festival in defiance of their fuhrers political views on homosexuality. Waterford residents lined the streets to welcome the large group of military men and women… Read more »

Annoying Bastard Ice-Cream Van Guy ‘Taking The Absolute Piss Now’, Says Everybody

EVERYBODY living in housing estates across the country have claimed the annoying bastard ice-cream van guy is just ‘taking the absolute piss now’, it has emerged this week. Hundreds of thousands of people have slammed the ill-timing and general existence of the truck drivers, claiming ‘they only drive around to annoy residents who just sat down from work.’ More… Read more »

“All My Facebook Friends Think I’m Really Cultured Now” Says Guy Who Translated Name To Irish

A DUBLIN man has confirmed today that all his Facebook friends think he is ‘really cultured now’ after translating his name from, Peter Cody, to the Irish version, Peadar Mac Oda, late last month. The 27-year-old immature student said he had already felt the difference in people’s attitude towards him on the social networking site. “It was like I… Read more »