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WWN Horoscopes

Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all your astronomy needs every Monday. For previous entries see waterfordwhispersnews.com/category/horoscopes/ Aries March 21 – April 19 Uranus is in Jupiter’s love zone… wait, hang on. I just want some credit for doing this gig for… Read more »

Everyone To Eventually End Up Working For Tesco By 2034

A NEW study claimed today that everyone living in the UK and Ireland will eventually end up working for supermarket giant Tesco in the next 20 years. After a five year study into economic and global trends, researchers at Oxford university estimate there will be over 250,000 branches of the British-owned multinational grocery in Ireland,… Read more »

Revenue Proposes Tax On Birthday Card Money

REVENUE has proposed a nationwide tax on all Birthday and Christmas card monies given to people as gifts, in a bid to clamp down on absolutely everything they can possibly think of. In a written statement today the government tax department said all donations must be accounted for, even if they are personal donations from… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Lost In Translation

Being bumped from a prominent speaking slot at the EPP conference at the last minute to accommodate Bono is not an ideal way to round off the week, but political life is cut throat and in hindsight An Taoiseach probably made the right decision. In the days since my barnstorming speech at the Fine Gael… Read more »

‘International Men’s Day Better’ Say Men

Men around the world have been quick to point out that International Men’s Day is a far superior day to today’s International Women’s Day. Despite drawing criticism for their remarks the vast majority of men are standing by their controversial comments. International Men’s Day takes place across 364 separate days throughout the year and has… Read more »