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State Of Emergency Called As Twitter Doubles Chance Of WWIII
THE Pentagon is calling a state of emergency this morning after social media giant, Twitter, announced it will be doubling ... -
New Galway Road Bypasses Tuam & Having To Think About, Ya Know
A MUCH needed addition to Galway’s road network will see the congested towns of Tuam, Claregalway and Clarinbridge bypassed in ... -
Taoiseach Hires PR Firm To Decide His Stance On Abortion
IN A BID to test the waters for the most agreeable opinion on a referendum on the 8th Amendment, Taoiseach ... -
Meghan Markle’s Virginity To Be Formally Inspected By The Queen
IN WHAT is being hailed as the next royal step for Meghan Markle, Buckingham Palace has announced that on the ... -
Danny Healy-Rae Mows Down 9 People To Highlight Dangers Of Sober Driving
“If I had a pint or two they would have had some chance,” Kerry politician Danny Healy-Rae exclaimed, exiting his ... -
Just 1 In 5 Ungrateful Trainee Doctors Want To Work 99 Hour Shifts In Ireland
DOWNRIGHT unpatriotic trainee doctors surveyed by the RSCI sensationally confirmed a life being worked to the bone and driven to ... -
Irish Property Market Hits 88mph, Travels Back To 2005
THINGS have gotten heavy for the Irish property market, which crossed 88mph at the weekend, catapulting itself back to 2005 ... -
USA Declare War On North Korean Declaration Of War Over USA Declaration Of War
THE UNITED States has responded aggressively to an aggressive North Korean response to Donald Trump’s aggressive response to Kim Jong ... -
North Korean Family Forced To Cancel Holiday Trip To Florida
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s decision to extend his onerous travel ban to countries including North Korea has come as a blow ... -
Dublin Confirm They Own Football Now
DUBLIN GAA has informed all counties that previously competed in the male and female iterations of the All-Ireland Football Championships ...